Brand anthropologist.
Language obsessive.
Incorrigible snark.
Strategic brain with creative soul.
Rock snob.
Placemaker. True believer. Past-life poet.
24-7 wanderluster.
Anglophile. Francophile. Oenophile.
Cheese Enthusiast. Master exaggerator.
Eternal optimist.
Lover of life.
*Yes, it should be “fewer”—that’s just one of the baller perks that comes with copywriting: We break the rules, man.